"exactly right "
Finally the time has come, the wait is over: Martina Schwarzmann, the ever-popular, multiple award-winning cabaret artist with the dry humor and the incorruptible eye for the pitfalls of everyday life, presents her long-awaited sixth stage program! It comes and is called "exactly right"!
So poetically, as straightforward can be at all, tells and sings the Schwarzmann of the madness of her very normal life, which she still has full grip, if she is not just on stage or hides on the run from Instagram and Facebook in the forest or. on the toilet, where she quickly looks up in the education guide, whether one may blackmail children.
That the charming Upper Bavarian looks with almost forty still quite nice for her age, may be due to the fact that she finds with three children and a farmer as a man no time to start drinking. Instead, she continues to fight fearlessly against the adversities of everyday life. And when the washing machine has once again swallowed a shoe, she simply throws the other out of the window on the highway.
Ripe bananas she scrapes out of the toaster to explain to her children afterwards that while old rolls become crispy again in it, the bananas do not. There you can go crazy or remain loose - it happened anyway.
You, on the other hand, will be glad after this evening that it is not so with you. And you will have in the future as much coitus as you want, because you will have seen the light, where it was, if that was not the case so far. Moreover, homemade eggnog will make you sick in the future (if you have enough imagination). If you want to know then still, what "her g'heads nevertheless all with Katzndreck daschossn" in English could mean, then you are with Martina Schwarzmann "exactly correct"!
Come! marvel! Experience this wonder bag of a cabaret evening! Take part in real life! And right now, "just right"!
