Steadfastly you profess your love for the five-blade razor, but steadfastly refuse to floss. You watch as low interest rates eat away at our retirement savings. But to make up for it, we're getting into lustful debt in the here and now. The next Jesus won't die for our debt, but for our debt. Until then, we remain brave and continue to post misspelled menus on Instagram, so that the reader can consider himself smarter than a village butcher in South Tyrol. And all will be well.
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